Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Who wan die?



Two little Boys stole a Bag of Oranges from their neighbour and decided to go to a quite place and share the loot. One of them suggested the nearby Cementry. As they were jumping the gate to enter the Cementry, two oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag. Fews minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a local joint passing near the Cementry gate & heard a voice: "One for me, one for you, one for me, one for you...", he immediately sobers up & runs fast as he could to the local priest. "Father please come & witness God & Satan sharing corpse at the Cementry, they both ran back to the Cementry gate & the voice continued: "One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me". Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said: "What about the two at the gate?". Come see marathon race, even the priest fell 3 times, ran again and almost passed the church gate shouting "We never die Ooo, we never die Ooo".

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